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Microsoft Chairman Vacancy

Post by biju » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:01 pm

Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for

Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate is Kunju Abdullah, an Indian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do

not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to

himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try"

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to

himself " I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself, "I left school
at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat
to leave. 498 people leave the room.

Kunju says to himself, " I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but
what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other
candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language."

Calmly, Kunju turns to the other candidate and says "Entha Sugham alle"

The other candidate answers "Nee Poda Pulle"
BIJU JOSE

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