India vs Pak and Laloo...

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India vs Pak and Laloo...

Post by kannanvaidyanathan » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:07 pm

Laloo becomes PM and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Pervez Musharraf. They decide to meet without aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.

Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.
"Pervezbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Musharraf comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached!

The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press clamours.

"Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company people) says Laloo. "Who kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Pervezbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (So, I said to Pervezbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!")

Laloo and Japan -

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

Laloo Maharaj ki Jai!

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