The social worker comes to the door of a woman in Glasgow. The social worker says "we're really concerned because we've been told you have 5 children but none of them are registered for school. what are the names and ages of your kids?"
The woman says, "well, there's Liam who's 9, Liam who's 7, Liam age 5, wee Liam age 3 and Baby Liam who's 13 months".
The social worker says "They're all called Liam?". "Aye", says the woman, "it's dead handy. I shout 'liam clean your room' and they clean the room, 'liam it's dinner' and they come to eat"
"but what do you do if you want to identify one of them?" says the social worker.
"Oh, that's easy" says the woman "I just call them by their surname!!"
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