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LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:51 am

:) THREE METHODS TO CATCH A LION


1.NEWTON'S METHOD

let the lion catch you bcoz evry action has an equal and opposit reaction

2.EINSTEIN'S METHOD

run in the direction opposite to that of lion.due to higher relative speed the lion will also run faster and get tired.NOW CATCH IT!

3.KERALA POLICE METHOD

catch any cat and torture it till it accepts that it is a lion. :oops:
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Post by DrSunil » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:58 am

:D Two Sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy


Sar1: Look! So many bandages! pakka truck accident case!


Sar2:Aaho,truck number is also written....BC-1760!!! :lol:
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POSITIVE THINKING

Post by DrSunil » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:12 am

:D POSITIVE THINKING IS LIKE THIS


A LITTLE BIRD IN THE SKY...U LOOK UP AND IT SHITS IN YOUR EYE.

YOU DONT MIND & YOU DONT CRY.


YOU JUST THANK GOD THAT ELEPHANTS DONT FLY! :wink:
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..DIARY KURIPPU DIRECTED BY Dr......

Post by DrSunil » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:15 am

IF DOCTORS STARTED DIRECTING MOVIES ?

HERE ARE SOME Eg:

1.Stethoscoppukal katha parayunnu

2.Oru ECG Diary kurippu

3.Meerayude CT yum Muthuvinte X-rayum

4.Vasanthiyum AIDSum pinne njanum!

5.Ayal BP Yedukkukayanu

6.MBBS penninu MD payyan

7.Sistermarude shraddhakku

8.neru ariyan MRI.

9.Syringe madhavan!

10.BDS MOOSA!

11.compounder raman

12.Meenathil surgery

13.Parakkum gulika!

14.Sister vannu vilichappol

15.The mortury (horror)
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THIS IS ONLY FOR BACHELORS!

Post by DrSunil » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:56 pm

:? A man bfore marriage is spiderman, after seeing a girl is superman, on marriage ,gentleman: after marriage "watchman" :after ten years of marriage.......DOBERMAN! (I married only 5 years back) :wink:
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MARRIAGE INVITATION

Post by DrSunil » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:02 pm

Mrs.& Mr Sambar Chutni invites you for the wedding of their grandson

MASALADOSA

s/o SADADOSA

with

PANIPURI

d/o BHELPURI


on 1.12.2006 at THAIRVADA HALL,Samosa building, Chappathi road,

(opp.Noodles Theatre) Rasagulla Nagar,Chicken-65.


PN:Please avoid carrybags
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Post by kannanvaidyanathan » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:13 am

Wow Sunil !!! Thanks for the Garam Masala on the discussion board. Thanks for the Menu , sorry invitation also. This is what you call made for each other pair ? I ll attend. AT ANY RATE !!!

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Post by siby » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:13 pm

I am happy to see some real good jokes both by Sunil and kannan. It is sad that only few batchmates have registered to the forum, though they can view posts without registering. :cry:
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WHO IS BETTER?

Post by DrSunil » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:19 am

American doc: Newborn child has no hand, we fitted artificial.Now he is world boxing champion.
Indian doc: Child born with no head;we fitted empty coconut;now he is reading a(this) forum!
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sardar hit

Post by DrSunil » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:12 pm

Sardar visited a chinees friend in hosptal. sardr;"how r u ? Cman(wakeup &cried);"chang chu cheng ping chi.."after the dialog he fell on bed &died.Sardr thought that dialog was his "last wish".Sardr visited china & learnd chinese &translated his dialog.."Oxigen tubil ninnu kaaledukkada naayinte mone..!!
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URUMBUM AANAYUM-THE MATCHLESS MATCH

Post by DrSunil » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:52 pm

Urumbu falls in love with Aana @ they got married.Next day Aana died.Appol Urumb....Oh!.....Oru divasathe premathinu oru janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam! :lol:
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JAPANESE TOILETS! A CHALLENGE TO OUR WESTERN FRIENDS!

Post by DrSunil » Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:14 pm

I would challenge the ultimate hygienic and taboo experience: the japanese toilets.

Don't be afraid: it's exactly the same as "our" basic model.... ...with a remote.

A real command center with many buttons and japanese sub-titles.

the 2 first buttons controls a warm water-jet to....you-guess-what.

...a surprising experience I must confess.

the best part is a little fan, ultimate step for a perfect poop.

(an unexplainable feeling, really)

Well, kinda amusing as you can guess.

One thing was not clear to me: why 2 buttons to control the water-jet? I asked my friends.

...and the answer really disappointed me.
Do you know why?

Japanese friends don't answer too fast! Let our occidental contestants guess by themselves.
And don't use google: it's too easy.
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NO TALKTIME!

Post by DrSunil » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:15 am

I had a patient, a mobile company owner suffering from loose motion.He explained to me Dr, from morning unlimited free outgoing. Then i am getting new new ring tones. There is no balance in my stomach. Whenever i am recharging within a minute its getting finished... and what did i prescribe? u guess and pls post
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DONT EAT APPLES!!

Post by DrSunil » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:24 pm

Definition of a lady doctor "A beautiful woman who holds ur hand for one full minute and then expects ur pulse to be normal!!!.."
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MATHEMATICZ PLEASE

Post by DrSunil » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:53 pm

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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:55 pm

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WONDERS OF ACUPUNCTURE!

Post by DrSunil » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:22 pm

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HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS??

Post by DrSunil » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:04 pm

How Can A Student Pass!?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
'ONLY"365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means
30days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Balance 81
days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a studentpass??"

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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:48 am

A cow was the SUBJECT in viva.Question was - what is this?
1.MBBS student-This is a cow.
2.MD student-This is a 4 legged animal with horn n tail, may b a cow or a buffalo.
3.DM student-It may b a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant but possibilty of being a cow can't b ruled out.
4.DNB student- Its a quadriped, vertibrate, live animal, D/D cow, buffalo, goat.
5.MRCP fellow- This is a 4 legged mammal, may be a cow DNA study is must for final diagnosis..

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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:09 pm

Yeterday while I was sitting in OPD, a patient came to me with chestpain.Okay, I said, and proceeded for cardiac auscultation after routine examinations.... To my surprise I heard a murmur!!! which I have never heard previously and it was loud,heard intermittently and over a very wide area of his chest..! I got confused about that and many thoughts flashed through my mind...I thought I am back to std 1 and should go back to my medicalschool..After finishing my auscultation I told that person to come for a detailed evaluation because he had an unusual sound from his heart.Again to my surprise he smiled for a while and took a mobilephone from his pocket saying it was in vibration mode and had a call while I was auscultating!!!!! :lol:

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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:00 pm

Life in year 3K! Its funny and cool! JUST CLICK ON THE ANIMATION AND HURT YOR STOMACH!!!!
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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:05 pm

More!! Just click on the animation!! And hurt yoor stomach!!!
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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

Post by DrSunil » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:08 pm

More of them! Enjoy!!
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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

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Re: LOOK WHO IS TALKIN!

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