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kannanvaidyanathan
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Problem !!!

Post by kannanvaidyanathan » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:15 pm

A man recently married his Girl Friend and he faced some problems, so he
wrote to Microsoft Technical Support...

Dear Microsoft Technical Support:

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and
also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in
the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket
5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to
operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping
7.1runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run
any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,

Nazmi

THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -

Dear Nazmi,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many
men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely
a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
designed by its creator to runeverything. You are unlikely to be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and till convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the
program files from the system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended
up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and
Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal
with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I
APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system
will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can
be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any
circumstances install Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is
not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!!

With Regards

Micro-Soft Help DESK

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DrSunil
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Re: Problem !!!

Post by DrSunil » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:27 am

Hahaha Kannan, I cant stop laughing.One of your best..

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biju
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Terrific Joke, Kannan

Post by biju » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:56 pm

That was great; like Sunil said, I cant stop laughing. I have just forwarded this to my wife. I am sure she will have a laugh.
BIJU JOSE

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siby
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Re: Problem !!!

Post by siby » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Siby

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