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Sardarjee jokes - Part II

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:29 pm
by kannanvaidyanathan
Sardar: My mobile bill is how much?
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123, to know your current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not current bill, my mobile bill.

Girl: If we are engaged will you give me a ring?
Sardar: Sure, what s your number?

Why did the sardar stop after 3 children.
Because he heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Sardar wins lottery for 20 crores from 20 rs. dealer gives 2 crores after subtracting taxes.
Sardar: Give me 20 crores, or return my 20 rs.

Principal: Write ur father's name in english
Sardar: "Beautiful red underwear!!!"
Principal: Are you joking?
Sardar: No, my father's name is "Sunder lal Shetty".

Sardarji was getting down at every station, buying tickets to next station. Someone spotted, asked why?
Sardar: Doctor rold me to avoid long journeys.

And the final one...

A newspaper published: "50% sardars are donkeys!!!".
All sardars protested. They corrected next day...
"50% sardars are NOT donkeys !!!"
All sardars happy.

Re: Sardarjee jokes - Part II

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:59 pm
by siby
:D :D :D