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See what others say about Malayali

Post by siby » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:15 pm

What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong?
Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan

What does a Mallu do to run for elections in England?
Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaiddes Waran

What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M A DHAAWAN.

What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIIN CURREN

Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
To join the union on the other side.

Why does a Malayalee go to a temple?
Zimply to Bray.

How does a baby mallu cry?
"visa visa visa visa . . ."

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent oon lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi.
Siby

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