Some short jokes

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siby
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Some short jokes

Post by siby » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 am

1. Slogan written on a bald man's T shirt.........
GOD MADE SOME PERFECT HEADS.....ON THE REST HE PUT SOME HAIR...


2. The teacher asked the student, the reason for comming late...

The students Explanation....its because of the SIGN BOARD near the school

........."SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW"..........

3. Hotel, Acapulco:
"THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE."

4. On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)

5. Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

6. The Painter Sardar wrote on the board in a hospital....

"PSYCHO THE RAPIST" instead of Psychotherapist

7. STICKER ON TOILET DOOR.....
""DONT DISTURB.... THINKING IN PROGRESS"""""
Siby

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